May 2013
its-kili:
its-kili:
its-kili:
its-kili:
I just walked into the kitchen and there is a 13 year old boy in there that I don’t know.
I just offered him breakfast
Ok there are more coming in
This is like that bit in the hobbit where Gandalf introduces the dwarves 2 at a time
overtheunderpass:
“are you on your period”
why yes, i am bleeding today
would you like to join me
callurn:
cyanide123:
callurn:
if a girl is angry about something and you blame it on her period, you deserve a high five
with a car
You’re on your period right?
I am a 17 year old boy
growlithed:
i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle
kobayashimarooned:
padalackles:
dent-arthur-dent:
drarna:
i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week
and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.
And he died in both of them
and he still didn’t win an oscar
panicsatdiscos:
realitybl0ws:
1. grow up and have children 2. hide babies all around the house 3. when my kid asks “where do babies come from?” respond with “where DON’T babies come from” and pull one out of a cabinet
example number 24876 why tumblr users shouldn’t have children
ironinkpen:
silverqueen:
ironinkpen:
Do you ever have those moments where you read fanfiction
And you’re just like
No
Okay the other day I read the phrase “his rampant erection”
and I just had this terrifying image of a hard penis just detaching itself and running around trashing the room and breaking things
and people screaming “OH GOD, SOMEONE STOP THAT ERECTION, IT’S RUNNING...
ihavewaytoomanyfeels:
I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population.
vvictor-hugo:
My dad just came into my room and said ‘but what if Javert was actually just Valjean’s conscience and him dying was actually signifying that Valjean had let go of his inner demons and washed away his crime’ and left
I’m going to cry
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So I have recently deleted a post that erased a certain identity. While I hadn’t noticed while reblogging, I’m very glad that someone caught it. I will take this time to remind all of you that if anything that I post is offensive please tell me and I will take it down. I want my blog to be a safe space for everyone. Also thank you to my followers for keeping me to a higher standard.
yourbones:
somegirlnamedkaitlyn:
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
squareclocks:
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
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Can we have a moment of silence for Naomi please
the-winchester-initiative:
Baby girl was just trying to do what she thought was right
She just wanted to protect her home
And in the end, it destroyed her
Rest In Peace
I have a whole new respect for you
mishadmitrikrushniccollins:
indab:
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twistingfortunes:
REMEMBER THE END?!?!
2014!FUTURE!CAS SAID THAT HE HAD NO POWERS BECAUSE THE ANGELS LEFT
“NO MATTER WHAT CHOICES YOU MAKE WHATEVER DETAILS YOU ALTER YOU WILL ALWAYS END UP HERE”
AHA
hAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA HELP
black-holes-of-symmetry:
I CANNOT CARRY ON
MY WAYWARD SON
WHERE IS THE PEACE
BECAUSE I AM DONE
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izzielosthermind:
stabla:
if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to...
flyinginafriendshipship:
what if church was called jesuscon
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poorchrysalis:
i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
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roseisreturning:
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
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soveryvantastic:
“it’s okay i still have like half a year until that con”
“it’s fine, the con;s only in two months I have time”
“i still have a month, I can do it”
“THE CON’S THIS WEEKEND”
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There’s a sore in my mouth and everything hurts so I haven’t eaten all day. SO HUNGRY.
