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(Source: abedmalik, via hypocean)
Whenever a comedian or performer says they aren’t going to say bitch or make jokes about rape after having their first daughter, I always imagine them running around shouting at people in the hospital “Dude I just figured out WOMEN ARE PEOPLE”
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(Source: refrigeratorlord, via monotoneminor)
What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff
but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something
well what a shitty fanfiction this is
it doesn’t even have smut
(via bit-like-shakespear)
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the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
(via bit-like-shakespear)
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
you guys are putin way too much time into this
(Source: democracykills, via bit-like-shakespear)
you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos
This is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever read.
what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos
then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
get out
(Source: fussyneko, via bit-like-shakespear)
